April Fools! Weird Al Rocks the 90s!

Well, I had planned to do this article last year, following up from my first one, but totally dropped the ball as the concept slipped my mind entirely.  Better late than never, in any case.  Picking up with his soundtrack to UHF, we'll be mostly focusing on his 90s albums.  Rock music wasn't as much of a focus for him during this decade, as pop music drifted around a lot of genres by then.  Still, there's plenty of curious rock songs through the years that still put a smile on my face.

After his second Michael Jackson parody was a big success, Weird Al turned to making a movie in an attempt to parody film and television.  While it flopped in the box office, it's become a cult classic, and honestly is a pretty good representation of his style of humor.  Certainly a fun film, at the very least.  However, the official soundtrack was more like one of his typical albums, only featuring a few songs from the movie, as well as some of the kooky commercials as little audio skits.

When it comes to rock music, the title track is a solid stand out.  Rather than be a parody of anything specific, it's just a fun rock song with a very catchy riff.  It's probably my favorite song on the album They also take the opportunity to write another goofy sci-fi film song with "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars" and the polka medley this time is a collection of Rolling Stones songs.  "Generic Blues" ends up being a fun dose of dark humor, making a big deal about minor annoyances, but supposedly, B.B. King said it was one of the best blues songs he'd heard.  However, the highest profile rock song is a curious parody of Dire Straits, taking their big MTV hit and replacing the lyrics with those of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.  While it fits well with the themes of his movie, the song isn't one of his better efforts, in my opinion.

The failure of his movie left Weird Al scrambling, and when Michael Jackson understandably declined to let him parody his next hit "Black and White," the musical king of comedy felt that perhaps his time was over.  Fortunately, with the arrival of Nirvana and the explosion of grunge, he found his next target, even going so far as to parody the Nevermind cover.  "Smells Like Nirvana" was a massive hit for him, and its easy to see why, making fun of the Cobain's mumbled lyrics while maintaining the apathetic tone of the original.  It's been a staple of his live shows ever since.

As for the rest of the album, there are a few interesting rock songs, all style parodies instead making fun of a given song.  "Trigger Happy" is a curious take on surf rock and guns.  "I Was Only Kidding" is a very sarcastic, heavy song that I think gets close to Megadeth in some ways.  (I think it would be rather fun if Dave Mustaine covered that song in his snarling style!)  "Airline Amy" and "When I Was Your Age" are more typical, but fun, rock songs, and while "You Don't Love Me Anymore" was just a spoof of acoustic ballads in general, the music video ended up being a poke at Extreme's "More Than Words."  The standard polka medley even has some Metallica, Warrant, and Mötley Crüe.  While the Nirvana song dominates the popularity of this album, the rest of the songs prove that Weird Al had plenty of gas in the tank, allowing him to carry on through this decade.

Now that he was in the swing of things again, he didn't hesitate, putting out Alapalooza the following year, the title riffing on the Lollapalooza festival that had just started.  While the main song was more about parodying the Jurassic Park movie with a symphonic pop song from the 60s, there was still plenty of rock to be had.  The shift to alternative rock is certainly felt, with a pair of Red Hot Chili Peppers hits turned into a song about the Flinstones and a style parody of REM called "Frank's 2000" TV." 

However, the big rock songs include a strange parody of Aerosmith's "Living on the Edge" about spoiled food that's now "Living in the Fridge," and a fun style-parody of AC/DC titled "Young, Dumb, and Ugly."  "She Never Told Me She Was a Mime" is another solid rocker, with an amusing premise.  (You think he would have noticed.)  But the best song on the album, in my opinion, is a full polka version of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody."  Instead of doing a medley songs, Weird Al and his band do the whole song in his bouncy style and getting plenty of work out of his accordion.  Obviously, Queen would have given him permission (as that's how Weird Al does things), but I would like to have been a fly on the wall when the esteemed classic rock band heard the thing the first time.

After a few more years, Weird Al would follow up with Bad Hair Day, featuring one of his most famous (and controversial) parodies with "Amish Paradise," even making fun of Coolio's hair on the cover.  As for the rock stuff, he's followed the trend of the expanding alternative rock scene, including parodies of U2 and Soul Asylum, and even naming his polka medley "The Alternative Polka," covering bands from R.E.M. and Nine Inch Nails to Foo Fighters and Soundgarden.  He also did a style parody of grunge with "Calling In Sick," which ends up being a solid track full of thick guitars and lazy angst.  The album ends with one of his starkest bits of morbid humor with "The Night Santa Went Crazy," a crazier holiday single than "Christmas at Ground Zero."

Beyond that, though, there really isn't much that really fits in with the kind of stuff I cover on my blog.  Still, this is a fun album, and one of his most popular for good reason.

From here, he would only get bigger.  For his next album, he was able to time "The Saga Begins," a song about Star Wars Episode I, in time with that movie's theatrical release.  Parodying "American Pie" by Don McLean and getting the music video up on MTV as the movie was delighting and disappointing audiences around the world, it was a massive success.  However, the rest of the album, while quite good, again doesn't really match my blog very well.  Much of it is either pop, hip-hop, or alternative rock, including The Offspring, Barenaked Ladies, Nine-Inch Nails, and ska bands like Mighty Mighty Bosstones, with the polka medley catching artists such as Smash Mouth, Matchbox Twenty, Third Eye Blind, and Marilyn Manson.  Still, I admit that, because this album came out right when I was starting to become a fan, I listened to this a lot through my high school years.

However, this album is topped off with a kind of modern prog masterpiece in "Albuquerque."  Not necessarily making fun of any particular artist (though Wikipedia lists a few), this is a straight-ahead hard rock number that goes for over 11 minutes, and is a blast to listen to all the way through!  The bizarre topic changes as part of an ongoing adventure may make it a little hard to follow, but it's peak Weird Al comedy with a very catchy chorus.  And yes, he has played it New Mexico.  While this album would be another big success, ensuring his continued relevance, it's hard to say much about it, even as a joke for a rock and metal music blog.

And I know this will only get harder as I continue, but I do want to complete his album discography with one more article.  I have enjoyed going back over his albums, though, picking through to find rock moments to talk about.  Weird Al is a staple of any good musical library, and I won't hear otherwise!

Top 5 of 1975!!

Like I mentioned in the Anniversary Article for this year, this was a year of transition, with prog rock phasing out and arena rock taking over.  Still, this meant a lot of good albums, and putting together this Top 5 was harder than it seemed.  As usual, I want to note that I'm just one guy with limited time, listening to what I can, and I'm keeping things within the scope of the blog, so this isn't going to be the most comprehensive list ever.

I did want to talk about a few honorable mentions, though.  While Black Sabbath and Scorpions had some decent stuff, those albums are a little clunky, and even though Rush had two albums this year, neither of them made it (even though Caress of Steel nearly made it in!).  With that out of the way, here's my Top 5 for 1975!

5. Rainbow - Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow

Sure, it might not be their best album, but this was the world's introduction to the titanic singer Ronnie James Dio, and his presence is immediately felt with "Man on the Silver Mountain."  While the album does get a bit goofy here and there, I find it to be pretty consistent in quality, and so it squeezes in here at number 5.

4. Queen - Night at the Opera

Like I mentioned when I reviewed this, it would be impossible to talk about this decade without Queen, and this album is a major reason why.  I have to admit it was tough to decide whether or not I liked this more than Zeppelin's work, but in the end, fourth is not a bad place to be.

3. Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti

Again, this an obvious choice.  While their definitely experimenting with their sound, they still dominate the hard rock scene with titanic songs like "Kashmir" and "Ten Years Gone."  Being a double album, I will say that it's probably a bit too long, but that doesn't make the album any less amazing.

2. Styx - Equinox

I won't deny that Styx is one of my favorite bands, and even a clunky album of theirs will still rate highly for me.  It's a bit of a janky listen, but with catchy rockers like "Lorelei," "Lonely Child," and "Midnight Ride," the album gets plenty of play.  That awesome riff in the middle of "Suite Madame Blue" seals the deal.

1. Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

However, this year is dominated by Pink Floyd's follow up to The Dark Side of the Moon.  While it doesn't get the same level of acclaim as their iconic album, I still think there's a lot going on with this one as well as they perfect their iconic sound.  If you really want to see me gush about this album, go check out the band retrospective I did four years ago, but suffice it to say, this is one of my favorite albums, so it's no surprise to me that it takes the crown for 1975.

Retro Reviews - March 2025!

While working on my Top 5 articles, I ended up listening to a lot of new stuff.  However, I figured I couldn't do a review for all of them, but here's a handful that I thought were worth talking about, partially because they let me carry on reviewing these bands' discographies.  

Deep Purple - Deep Purple in Rock

While I've reviewed a handful of this band's albums, I'm certainly doing them out of order.  In preparation for this one, I did listen to their first three albums, and they're just okay.  Obviously, Jon Lord's neo-classical elements were neat, but it was clear that they weren't really doing anything too special quite yet.  With a lineup change, things are certainly different, as the band really digs in hard on a louder, more intense sound.

Right away, new vocalist Ian Gillian makes an impact.  Rod Evans wasn't a bad singer, but he wouldn't have been a good match for this shift into hard rock.  Gillian takes command of the songs and gives them a ton of attitude.  The rest of the band really turns it up as well, making some very loud and forceful tunes.  Jon Lord and Ritchie Blackmore go back and forth with their solos, while Ian Paice rocks out with new bassist Roger Glover.  I can definitely see why the band felt this was a restart for them, calling this iteration Mark II.

However, it's still rough in spots.  Lord leans a little too hard on some atonal chords for his organ in spots, and the second half of the album isn't as strong, which is why it didn't make my Top 5 for the year.  Still, it's all pretty solid, heavy-hitting blues rock.  Songs like "Speed King" and "Child in Time" have cemented themselves in rock history, and the album sets the foundation for them to turn into one of the major hard rock bands of the era.

Scorpions - In Trance

Yup, it's time to pick up where I left off with this band.  While the first two album had them still messing around with progressive rock ideas, here we have the band fully streamlined into a 70s hard rock sound.  While I don't think they have their iconic sound quite yet, I can't deny this one had some very fun songs, and I'm kinda surprised it wasn't a bigger deal back then (on an international level, anyway).

Once again, Klaus Meine shows why he's one of the best of the business, his vocals majestically soaring over the songs, and the harmonies are very spot on as well.  However, I do wonder if guitarist Uli Jon Roth doesn't take a bit too much of the spotlight.  Some of the songs later on the album just feel like pieces for him to solo over, and not much else (including the instrumental track that closes the album).  Still, what's here rocks pretty well, finding a spot between Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, and Uriah Heep (especially with those organs they use in the background sometimes).

As for standouts, the title track is the biggest, feeling like a mini-epic with how it builds, "Robot Man" is definitely on the quirky side, but it also has some good energy, and many of the tracks show Roth's range of guitar playing ability, with him playing both melodic and noodly parts quite well.  Which is why it's strange that it feels like this album wasn't a bigger deal when it came out.  I get that getting a record outside of Germany in the 70s may not have been easy, but I could see fans of Queen and Rainbow really digging this, between the theatrical tones and dynamic guitar work.

Uriah Heep - Return to Fantasy

Speaking of which, I'm still working my way through this band's discography!  John Wetton of King Crimson (and would later start Asia) joins them on bass for this album.  However, the band stays pretty consistent with what they've been doing recently, though with a few twists here and there.

For an album title that claims to return to the fantastical, the lyrics seem to focus on typical romantic stuff.  I admit I would have liked them to bring back some of the ideas from Demons and Wizards.  Nevertheless, what makes Uriah Heep is still around: the tight vocal harmonies, the prominent organ, now joined by more synths, and some solid rocking grooves.  Wetton seems to bring a little funk with him, as well.  The title track and "Showdown" show the band still has their chops, both in performing and song-writing.  "Beautiful Dream" gets a bit weird, but in a good way, as the song builds well.  And the closer "A Year and a Day" has some good dynamics and transitions, getting a bit anthemic.

However, some songs end up being just filler.  "Your Turn to Remember" is a pretty generic blues rocker, "Why Did You Go" has this somber vibe that I think they've done better elsewhere, and "Prima Donna" has this horns section and bombastic energy that it didn't even feel like Uriah Heep!  I'm not sure why they went with that for a single.  Overall, it's decent stuff, about as good as previous albums, if perhaps a little less inspired, as it seems like they're hitting the same notes as before.

Queen - A Night at the Opera

Well here's a bit of a throwback.  Much earlier in my blog, I started reviewing Queen's discography, hoping to get a little deeper into their catalog.  After doing the first three albums, I guess I dropped the ball.  Fortunately, these Top 5 articles I'm doing have inspired me to pick this band up again.  With all the 70s rock I'm listening to, it's hard to imagine the decade without Queen, after all.

Of course, this album is probably their best known, featuring some of their biggest hits, like "You're My Best Friend" and the immortal "Bohemian Rhapsody."  Getting into the deeper songs, we see more of their humorous and whimsical side, with "Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon," "Seaside Rendezvous," and "Good Company."  These sound like some of the Beatles' later experiments with a bouncier sound, but Queen gives them just enough pomp to make them their own.  As for more of their rock side, while "Sweet Lady" does feel like filler, "Death on Two Legs" has to be one of their most aggressive songs, and "The Prophet's Song," while maybe a little too long with the neat a capella section, is them at their most epic and theatrical.  Those looking for hard rock with plenty of flair would find little competition in the 70s.  

Reviewing this album maybe a little redundant, as it is so well loved, but like I said, I wanted to go beyond the handful of tracks that I hear on classic rock radio all the time.  While previous albums have decent, I can definitely say this one is nearly the complete package, a joy to listen to all the way through, and one of the best albums of 1975.  This Top 5 article I'm working on is gonna be hard to decide!