Thursday, April 16, 2026

Retro Reviews - April 2026 Part One!!

After 1976 comes 1981!  At this point, melodic rock was really refining into the arena-filling sentimental sound that we now know as AOR.  So for my reviews, I've focused on a few bands that have some pretty solid songs, while setting the tone for the rest of the decade.  Here's what I've been checking out lately!

Survivor - Survivor

While I know I've referenced this band here and there when reviewing various modern AOR albums, I admit I don't know much from Survivor other than "Eye of the Tiger."  So let's fix that!  Largely built around singer Dave Bickler, and guitarists Jim Peterik and Frankie Sullivan, this band formed in the late 70s, rockin' the Chicago area with some very radio ready songs.

Maybe it's because I've been listening to older stuff lately, but the production here is very clean and polished.  Sonically, they fit right in with the hard rock of the time; Styx, Toto, Foreigner, Journey, even a bit of Queen here and there.  Bickler even plays some keyboards, and his synth choice makes me think of the Cars at times, especially on "Can't Getcha Offa My Mind."  Basically, if 1979 had a sound, it was on this album.  Fortunately, these are some pretty catchy songs.  There's nothing fancy, but the melodic hooks are effective, and most of the choruses work well.  I don't know if I've heard a band that was more ready for the 80s than this one!

This is one solid album.  I don't know why this didn't blow up more when it came out because this doesn't really have any filler.  Maybe it seemed too derivative, but they play with plenty of energy, making these songs their own.  I don't know there are any real standout songs, as they all generally sound pretty good, but it's certainly an impressive debut.  However, I will admit, I listened to this just to prepare myself for their follow-up.

Survivor - Premonition

And here it is!  While they have a new rhythm section, Bickler, Peterik, and Sullivan are back for another set of radio-friendly rock, albeit much shorter this time.  This album is barely over 30 minutes long!

Naturally, not much has changed, as they're still aiming for that melodic rock demographic, along side Styx and Toto.  The main difference is more a matter of tone, as these songs have a more cinematic quality, as if anticipating their future film song opportunities.  This is most noticeable on "Runway Lights," "Light of a Thousand Smiles," and especially "Poor Man's Son" (no wonder Stallone was impressed).  As for the other songs, "Chevy Nights" is a decent opener, and "Take You on a Saturday" had some strong Bad Company vibes that I liked.

As much as I liked the first album, I do think this one is just slightly better.  While I didn't really notice much of a difference with the new drummer and bass player, I do think their songwriting has taken a step toward arena rock in a good way.  Again, I'm surprised they weren't a bigger deal right from the start.  While this album did get a few singles on the charts, I'm still wondering why they aren't higher.  This is solid melodic rock from a band who helped mold the AOR model going forward.

Praying Mantis - Time Tells No Lies

Started by the Troy brothers in the 70s, Praying Mantis was a hard rock band that got attention by being a part of the New Wave of British Heavy Metal, despite not really being a metal band.  Nevertheless, it got them a record deal with a label, and their debut album is considered quite the hidden gem.

Musically, they are a blend of 70s rock (like Blue Öyster Cult and Queen) with 80s ideas, such as some very Iron Maiden like guitar harmonies and noodly solos.  Steve Carroll and Tino Troy make for quite a talented duet with their fretwork!  Overall, it's some pretty decent melodic rock with a few shake ups here and there.  "Beads of Ebony" has a peculiar shift towards the end, and "Lovers of the Grave" goes from a dark ballad to a rather uptempo ending with some more great guitar work!  Another thing they share with the Cult is shifting vocalists between songs, but they all sound similar enough, it's hard to notice.  However, they all harmonize very well.

I liked the opener "Cheated," and while their Kinks cover was a little lackluster, things picked up with "Rich City Kids" and "Flirting with Suicide."  "Children of the Earth" is a solid closer with a lot of energy.  However, I think it's that aforementioned excellent guitar work that really stood out the most to me.  It's a shame that circumstances prevent the band from building off of this record right away.  However, they were able to reunite later on, and I'll get to that album later this year!

Rainbow - Difficult to Cure

Has it really been six years since I reviewed Down to Earth?  Kinda wild how time flies.  In any case, it was quite the turning point for the band as guitarist Ritchie Blackmore sought to shift to a more commercial, streamlined sound.  Ronnie James Dio wasn't interested, so he left and the vocalist role was filled by Graham Bonnet, and they made a pretty solid collection of melodic rock.  Blackmore wanted to carry on, but Bonnet decided to leave, so the band brought in Joe Lynn Turner to sing on the album, who would stick around for the next two albums.

Right off, these songs are absolutely aiming for radio play, with very few shake-ups.  Turner ends up being more of a crooner compared to Bonnet's more aggressive style, and he fits these songs well, getting plenty of time to show his range.  Blackmore mentioned being influenced by Foreigner at the time, and do I hear that, but I also think he brought back some pretty classic Deep Purple vibes, especially on "Spotlight Kid" and "Can't Happen Here."  Other notable tracks include "No Release," which features an unusual gospel-style breakdown before really turning up the rock towards the end, and the closing title track, which is a curious rock interpretation of the fourth movement of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.

However, I can't shake the feeling that something is lost here.  Despite their commercial success, it's hard to feel like these songs are as substantial as even the last album's.  They have decent energy, and they aren't really trying to be like they were in the 70s, but most of these go in one ear and out the ear.  "I Surrender" is a decent single, and I did like the two aforementioned Purple-style songs, but everything else just doesn't stick very well.  

Journey - Escape

Let's wrap things up with a classic.  Despite being titans of the classic rock scene, I've only reviewed two of their albums, but I have the intention of getting to the rest of their 80s material this year, thanks to the Top 5 articles I'm making.  While they had some decent success up to 1981, their keyboardist Gregg Rolie would end up leaving, recommending Jonathan Cain as his replacement.  With him on board, his songwriting skills contributed quite a bit, making this album the one that would really break them out into superstardom.  With massive hits like "Don't Stop Believing," "Who's Crying Now," and "Open Arms," Journey set the standard for melodic rock that is still being felt to this day.

So the hits are pretty well known, but how is the rest of the album?  Pretty good, as it turns out.  There are a few weaker tracks, but they don't hold the album down much at all.  "Keep On Runnin'" has some awkward mixed meter riffing, and "Still They Ride" is not a bad ballad, but compared to "Open Arms," it doesn't stand out well.  I also think "Lay It Down" and "Dead or Alive" are a little generic, largely held up by Neal Schon's excellent guitar work.  He really shows a lot of range, going from shred on one song to something more melodic and iconic on others.

Still there are some good tracks.  "Stone In Love" is a solid track that kicks off with an interesting stop-and-start riff, then halfway through, the song shifts into a more dramatic piece with Schon doing some great work over the top.  The title track is also quite dramatic, making me think of Styx's theatrical style, with a bass noodle that could have been on a Rush album.  "Mother, Father" is probably the most dramatic track, telling a somber but hopeful story, and Perry's voice carries the song's drama well.  And I don't need to say much about the iconic ballad "Open Arms," and the power of the anthemic "Don't Stop Believing."  I don't know if I could identify an album that could have better predicted with the rest of the 80s would be like.  Even as glam metal would take over the decade, it still feels like they were borrowing from the playbook Journey built with this album.  While it does have a few rough spots, this will easily make it into Top 5.  The problem will be deciding where it goes!

Monday, April 6, 2026

Top 5 of 1976!!

Well, after quite a bit of listening, I've finally pulled together my Top 5 for 1976.  As always, I can't listen to everything and this is just my personal preferences, but this really interesting list to put together.  When I did my Anniversary Article, I noted how good this year was, as bands were making the transition into more melodic rock styles for the sake of FM Radio.

I do have a few honorable mentions to bring up.  While "Carry On Wayward Son" is an excellent song, the rest of Kansas's Leftoverture it just okay, and I feel the same about Rush's 2112.  Starcastle's self-titled debut is a decent bit of Yes-styled prog, and even Triumph had an outside shot.  However, I really do think these five albums are the best the year has to offer.


5. Styx - Crystal Ball

While the album can be a bit of a mixed bag, the title track is one of their classic hits, and "Put Me On" is a clever bit of meta-humor.  As a massive Styx fan, it's hard to keep this band down, so even one of their weaker album still squeaks into this Top 5!


4. AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

While they did have one album before this, I was a little unsure as to whether to include High Voltage for 1975 (Australian release) or 1976 (International release).  Fortunately, their follow up simplifies things for me by being a much better album.  Not only do the title track and "Problem Child" continue to get play on classic rock radio, but deeper cuts like "Rocker" and the slow burning "Ride On" easily put this at number 4.


3. Rainbow - Rising

While Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow started off well last year, he and Dio really knocked it out of the park with Rising.  Kicking off with "Tarot Woman" and "Run with the Wolf," both strong songs, the album's real highlight is the eight minute epic "Stargazer," where the band's triumphant scope really shines.


2. Alan Parsons Project - Tales of Mystery and Imagination

I've always been a fan of this band, and while I admit this one is a little shaky compared to the rest of their discography, its theatrical tone helps set it apart from anything else in the year.  From "Crazy" Arthur Brown's manic performance on "Tell Tale Heart" to the orchestral brooding in the suite "Fall of the House of Usher," this project really captures the spirit of Edgar Allan Poe into some high quality symphonic rock.


1. Boston - Boston

I am hard pressed to think of a debut album that soared higher than Boston's self-titled album.  Half the songs on this album are still being played on classic rock radio and for good reason.  Between the proggy pomp and hard rocking riffs, with extremely tight vocal harmonies, this is arena rock at its finest.  It's such a shame that the band couldn't quite live up to this debut with their subsequent albums.  Still, I doubt this is a controversial choice at number one, as I know it's been praised by nearly everyone who has taken the time to listen to it, and I know I have many times over.

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

April Fools! Weird Al Rocks the 2000s!

After doing the first two articles, I said I would wrap things up with a third one.  At this point, Weird Al's production slowed down, only doing five(-ish) albums in the next 25 years.  However, his live show is bigger than ever, even touring with an orchestra for a few of them!  As for the music, there is naturally less rock-oriented material here, but I'm going gonna review it anyway!  Here we go!

Poodle Hat is actually my favorite album by Weird Al and his band, as this was when I was really becoming aware of what music was doing at that time.  Unfortunately, it didn't do very well, as the music video for the Eminem parody got shut down, so he wasn't able to promote it as he would have liked.  As for rock music, it has a few fun pieces.  "Hardware Store" isn't spoofing anyone but is a great song about being excited for power tools and building materials.  "Angry White Boy Polka" is an excellent medley that captures the zeitgeist of the alt rock and nu metal that was exploding at the time.  "Why Does This Always Happen to Me?" is an interesting take on Ben Folds' style of piano rock (featuring the man himself!), and "Ode to a Superhero" takes Billy Joel's classic "Piano Man" and makes it about the first Spider-man move that had just come out.

However, like with Running with Scissors, the highlight is an epic track at the end, going nearly nine minutes, that really leans into the diverse and strange styles of Frank Zappa.  The song goes through so many different genres, from rock to jazz to doowop to bluegrass, and yet remains fun all the way through!  I don't think it's quite as good as "Albequerque," but I like that he was willing to pull another one of these together!

At this point, though, the rock music nearly disappears from his albums.  Straight Outta Lynwood features the nerd-rap anthem "White and Nerdy," but otherwise sticks to alternative rock genres.  There are parodies for Green Day, Rage Against the Machine, Sparks, and Cake.  The polka medley "Polkarama" adds more alt rock, with pieces from Franz Ferdinand, Weezer, Coldplay, Modest Mouse, The Killers, and Velvet Revolver.  All entertaining stuff (including a bit of Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog" played by Weird Al's band for a few seconds of the ten-minute "Trapped in the Drive-Thru"), but not really the kind of rock music that my blog covers.

Rock music continues to be sparse with Alpocalypse.  You would think with an album cover like that, there would be some epic metal or something!  Once again, we get a Weezer-inspired song along with a style parody of The White Stripes.  However, he does pull out a few classic rock references.  "Craigslist" is a curious song in the style of The Doors, "Ringtone" has some Queen-like qualities, and "Stop Forward That Crap to Me" draws upon the work of Jim Steinman, like Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell.  Not bad pieces, but the main parodies focused on Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus.  Again, the album is plenty of fun, but I was kinda hoping a DragonForce parody about World of Warcraft.  Oh well.

As Al carried on, he struggled to continue to feel relevant in an internet age where parodies come out in weeks and don't have to wait for a full album.  Mandatory Fun would end up being his last one that has all-new material, saying that he was setting aside the album format from here on.  Fortunately, it's not a bad album to end on, taking on the likes of Pharrell Williams and Daft Punk (and I do like the transition from "Best Song Ever" to "Gangnam Style" in the polka medley!).  As for rock music, there are style parodies for The Foo Fighters, Crosby Stills & Nash, and The Pixies, as well as giving Imagine Dragons the full treatment by turning "Radioactive" into "Inactive."  However, the most rock song that's on here is "Lame Claim to Fame," a style parody of Southern Culture on the Skids, making the most of their quirky, southern-fried, roots rock sensibilities.  The album ends with another big epic, this time using "Cat Stevens" as an inspiration, but I find "Jackson Park Express" doesn't click with me, and even feels a little creepy.  Kind of a rough track to end on.

From here, Weird Al would focus on touring and other creative ventures.  The last album to bear anything original from him was the soundtrack to the parody biography film Weird: The Al Yankovic Story.  It's not a bad movie, but I don't deal with "awkward humor" well, so I didn't enjoy all of it.  I think it's just what comedy was at the time.  However, seeing Daniel Radcliffe's version of Al turn into an action here to go rescue his girlfriend Madonna in the South American jungles from the notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar was certainly a highlight.

Naturally, there would be music, but for some reason, instead of letting the actor sings the songs, he's overdubbed by Al himself.  They are peculiar versions of his classics, and it shows how much his voice has aged, as he's not being as nasal as he was on the originals.  They're not bad but do feel a little surreal to hear with modern production.  And I do kind of wish Daniel's versions were available, as I would have liked to hear how he sounded.  The one original track "Now You Know" is pretty solid, though, being a catchy rock song, much like what they did for UHF's theme song.  The rest of the soundtrack features other tracks from the film, including some other polka artists, a fictional attempt at being a punk band called Skunk Barf, another Doors reference, and Dr. Demento's theme song.  The rest are more typical movie music, and while Leo Birenberg and Zach Robinson are no Hans Zimmer, they're scoring a comedy, so the music has to match the beats of the story's humor, so it works.

Since then, Weird Al has only put out a few polka medleys and that's it!  While I do respect abandoning the album format if he doesn't feel comfortable with it, but I was kind of expecting him to do more singles in order to be more timely.  Perhaps that was the plan (just me speculating), but he clearly got busy doing other things (including being a father!).  It's definitely been fun going over these again, but it makes sense that he wouldn't have as much melodic rock and metal, as they weren't as relevant after the 80s.

So I guess this is it!  I knew I wouldn't be able to squeeze too many articles out for this, but now I have to think about what I want to do for next April Fools.  Fortunately, I will have plenty of time to think of something.  Until then, rock on!  \m/